damn the muse

... apart from the devastating loss Mexico lost at the hands of Argentina? Well, I keep hearing my name on tv.

Let me clarify. It's not exactly my name. Mine rhymes with 'mean,' which is why there's an accent mark and no dreaded 'e' at the end. I am of course used to hearing it said the other way because apparently people don't like to listen. They even like to add a 'j.' I'm used to it.

I'm named after a gorgeous smelling flower. It also runs in the family.

Now it's birth control. There are commercials on tv! All over the place. It's so bad. Why can't they call it Sara, or Nancy? I'm baby-proof!