Lawyer jokes
My father is a doctor. Ever since he learned how to use the 'foward' function on email not a day goes by that I receive jokes of every variety and color. He revels in sending me lawyer jokes. Some of them are good, and well some of them are...
A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there good looking, how's it going?" She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it." He says, "No kidding? I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?
Gee, doctors and lawyers just hate each other with a passion, don't they? I think I'm going to start this guerilla campaign where I find good cases. Where a lawyer does an amazing thing that doesn't make my dad start sputtering in Spanish that he/she is the soon to be spawn of Satan. There are millions of good, ethical lawyers out there.
::cricket:: Hello.
And to think, his own daughter went to law school! He's uber proud of me, but the minute I receive my license I become the enemy. It doesn't matter if I've sworn up and down, here and there, to heaven and hell. Doctors and lawyers don't mix. The jokes are amusing, but wow. Feel the wrath!
Anyone know any good doctor jokes?
