Late night revelries
I woke up early last night in a daze. I was worried I'd had a bar related nightmare, but it's too early for those, and I just realized I've done about 350 questions so yay. Instead I recognized that noise. The slow, but steadyly growing squeaky noise of bed springs.
Bounce... Bounce... Bounce...
Not now!!!!! At 3 AM. My neighbors have the noisiest bed in the world, and unfortunately they always seem to wake me up when they have the sex. Last night they had the sex. It lasted 20 minutes this time. With pauses. The springing seems to speed up after each pause too.
It was suggested that I leave a note on their door about their bed problem, but I think I'll just leave a can of oil.
